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icanjustpretend
I want to be John McClane.

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It's ok. It's ok.

It's ok it's ok it's ok it's ok it's ok it's ok it's ok. It's ok.



It's ok.

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I have the worst idea ever.

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In case I die, I wrote all my passwords to everything in my black and yellow journal.

I don't want to die with secrets. You can have them.

I AM SO HAPPY!
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You have no idea.

Thank you so much, Lizz. You made my life.Collapse )

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The Lizzness: i just talked to a lady named Euretha...and I called her Urethra accidentally.

SANTA FE BAYBAY.
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So yesterday I was looking at this really beatiful turkey sandwich. It was one of those thanksgiving-dinner-in-a-sandwich type of deals. It had cranberries IN the bread. But I didn't buy it cause I figured I'd have plenty of time between flights in Newark to buy an actual meal. I should have bought it.

They told me my 5:30 plane was running late, so they put me on the 4:30 plane, which actually took off sometime after 7. I got into Newark twenty-five minutes after my connecting flight was supposed to leave, but that plane was delayed until half an hour after I got there, so I took a shuttle to another terminal, bought a chicken sandwich that i took two bites of and threw away because it was disgusting, hopped on my planeitty plane, and everything was fine.

Only I felt really bad because my mom's friend Katie thought she'd be picking me up at the ABQ airport at 10:45 and I didn't get in until about 1am. But she was uber nice about it, and some guy is standing across the room eating chips loudly and waiting to use the computer, so I'll tell you the rest later.

Let me just say that Santa Fe smells delicious. It just smells really freaking good outside. And I'm glad I brought my lotion and sunglasses.

'Night sweethearts :)

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I'm so sorry, liver.

I really am. I don't mean to hurt you, it just seems to be unavoidable.

I love you, liver. I need you. Please forgive me. Don't leave me.

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icanjustpretend
Gosh I want these piercings....



Only further apart and little higher up. Like...



Like this but only one piercing per collarbone please.



I'm totally getting them.


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icanjustpretend
Love. Learninggg. Laughing. Lobsters. Listeniiing.

List all the wonderful things that start with L.

OK GO!

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